*discreetly moves to the rafters for a better view...and a safer distance from which to observe*
* Pulls up a chair *
Welcome, me! Who's bartender here?
* Looks at the walking tin can *Definitely not me. I break things.
Psst, pour me some too* Looks around *
Don't see anyone to take my money. Guess the drinks are free.
* Takes a bottle from the top shelf *
I am a master at lurkingAnyone ever told you you're really sneaky quiet, @corinthia?